Happy Birthday Isabelle

baptisms-:

isabelle huppert (as madeleine) & christoph waltz (as the photographer)

I do not miss anyone at all, she says. I live with gypsies. I have learned to stretch my feet back behind my head and waddle about on my hands. Yesterday a photographer appeared and asked to take our portraits. He stood me between the dog girl and the flatulent man and told me to display my hands as if they were the crown jewels. What a fool, his buttocks sticking out from behind his machinery. In the picture, we will all be laughing.

I guess I’d probably fall at her feet too if I ever met her. TBH.